Why Was This Cut Out From The Goblet Of Fire?!

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

“When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.”

- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels  (emphasis mine)

american nationalism is its own religion.

anyway bye

why are children’s tickets less expensive at the movies

like u gonna make them pay less to make more noise

???

Commissioner: “So, you know what a cat looks like, right?” Artist:“.. yes.”

wait what