Parents: “u Should Be More Active” Me: 

Dear lunchables,

today i opened one of your ham and cheddar lunchables. i was surprised to find that i did NOT have an equal amount of toppings. i was missing 1 piece of ham. as you know, it is hard to make a cracker sandwich with only a piece of cheese. i would like it if you sent me that 1 piece of ham in the mail so i may finish my lunchable.

sincerely, 

Sierra Seybold

March 24th, 2013

Is my blog about necklaces? cause those are the only pictures i have posted.

.... I promise I'll try to post cooler stuff

Shark baby

SNL saw people saying we shouldn’t joke about Trump right now and said, “Noted. Here’s 10 different Trump COVID jokes,” and I truly love that for them.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? 

For thou hast NO CHILL. 

cop: we’re looking for a suspect in a convenience store robbery

other cop: have you seen this person? [hands me a surveillance photo]

me: I’m the robber

cop: I’m the cash register

other cop: I’m the vape cartridge display on the counter

me: haha… [shoves stolen money deeper into my pocket]

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)