The First Time I Heard An Adult Say The F Word Was When I Was In Fourth Grade And We Were Doing Some

dandydoll said:

A super villain without a super villain laugh

needs a little work

On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edison’s first phonograph recording of 1877. The “phonautograph”, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a “virtual stylus” to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.

Dorkly

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

if you ever feel bad about spending money on video games, just remember that other people spend hundreds of dollars to leave their houses and watch sportsball

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

meirl

Trump tried to pretend he never said climate change is a Chinese hoax

In 2012, Trump did, in fact, perpetuate the notion that climate change is a hoax created by the Chinese in a tweet. He has since claimed that it was “a joke,” but he has in fact stood by the substance of it.

Y'all really have the audacity to be surprised when your hedonistic lifestyle is unfulfilling