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My class pretended to play dead.

Welcome to my

*grabs your dick and twists it like an Indian sunburn*

TWISTED mind

“When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.”

- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels  (emphasis mine)

Mom got an ancestry.com membership and i swear to fucking god this is not edited this is what my 2nd great grandfather looks like and im losing my mind over it

Anybody else remember this commercial? It used to always be on Cartoon Network at night.

to clear up a misconception:

bread is a fine treat for chickens. it will not cause any health problems to chickens if fed in moderation. 

however, bread can cause nutritional deficiencies/angel-wing deformity if fed in large quantities to waterfowl like ducks and geese. wild ducks shouldn’t be fed bread. with pet ducks a piece of bread every once and awhile is NOT going to hurt them.  bread is not some scary dangerous thing for birds. its not the most nutritious thing, but its not dangerous.

Dear Amazon

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hillary Clinton got under Trump’s skin and he threw a temper tantrum on live TV.

Get ya laugh on