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Jurassic World in 6 seconds

Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time. 

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her. 

if Bucky doesn’t get to meet Rocket in Infinity War then the whole film is pointless and may as well not be made

Entirely apart from the general awfulness, something that gets me about the media reports of Russian psyops on Tumblr is how ridiculously low their reported reach is. “Hundreds of thousands of interactions”? Like, this blog gets half a million notes a month. If the reported figures are accurate, I personally have more influence upon Tumblr’s culture than the entirety of the Russian government, and I’m just some random shitposter from Canada

I FINALLY GOT MY CAROUSEL

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter