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An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.

Steven might actually become friends with the diamonds???

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

i am well aware that the really aggressive and wildly pseudoscientific vegans are a noisy minority but like it still always really gets me when vegans try to claim that humans are herbivores like.. look at me with your forward facing eyes and speak to me with your mouth of diversified teeth for both tearing and chewing and try to convince me

This is my favourite interview strategy

can you imagine a dragon with a pug jawline

Greece is actually bankrupt up, but American’s just want to bitch about a racist flag and gun control.

Bloodhunter: *Walks to the rest of the party with an elephant*

Druid: Um… whacha got there?

Bloodhunter: *Drinks from flask* Whiskey.