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this is peak Craigslist

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I’m glad that people are finally recognizing Shaggy’s incomprehensible power and all, but it hurts my heart to see all these memes of stuff like “Shaggy tears people’s souls out for amusement” and “No one survived the Scooby Doo Movie filming” because that’s not who Shaggy is! Shaggy’s a good dude!  He just wants to chill and eat some good food with his pals!

Yes he could unravel this inconsequential plane of being with the ease of steamroller crushing an egg, but he wouldn’t because life is good!  

I’m auctioning this paint on Daily Paintworks. 100% of the proceeds from this auction will be donated to the National Head Start Association’s Dollar per Child advocacy campaign. Head Start has been an invaluable resource for my family, and this campaign lets our voices be heard in Washington D.C

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.