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I just found out my parents had me on a leash as a kid...

…is that why I’m such a furry?? Cause I was treated like a fucking dog??? …..I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

White girls…

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

1.01//8.01

This is devastating.

me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?

the defendant: i’m a scorpio

me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor 

An SJW took my dog and put him in a sociology class and now he wants to form a union in my own house

concept: 2017 is better. you are cuddling with someone. you are warm. you are loved. you are surrounded by people you care about. you learn to love yourself. you are calm. you find new hobbies. you find yourself.

finish this sentence: im gonna f