I Wrote And Produced This

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

We’re stronger than hurricane Irma

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-brontosaurus-is-back1/

My Whole Life Is A Complete Lie

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

i need a 1k selfie before i die

Context.

*calls 911*: “i’m taking poison damage at the corner of 6th and main”

Do you guys ever gossip in Elvish?