I Was Supposed To Go To Bed An Hour Ago Dont Tell My Mom

Audience Member: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Trump: I just want to say that I’ve been a long time lover of Ice Cream. I liked Ice Cream before anyone else, and, in fact, I own stock in every ice cream company ever made ever. And you know ice cream is made from milk from cows. Cows that Obama poisoned by peeing in the grass fields. And now 100% of 40% of cows have manic depression-

i wonder what new slang words will surface in the new year that i’ll start to use ironically but then won’t be able to stop using

When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks

BuzzFeed News

A Fort Worth Cop Killed A Black Woman Inside Her Home After Her Neighbor Called Police Because Her Door Was Open

“Put your hands up, show me your hands,” the officer said before firing a shot — all in less than four seconds.

“The individual, a black female, who resides at the residence succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced deceased on the scene,” read the Fort Worth PD’s statement. “The officer, a white male who has been with the department since April of 2018, has been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome [of] the critical police incident investigation.”

Her neighbor called a non-emergency number for a wellness check and now she’s dead.

Her name was Atatiana Jefferson. She was 28 years old.

At 27 years old, Shinri Tezuka may be one of the youngest people still practicing the dwindling art of amezaiku, or candy crafting, in Japan. The self-taught Japanese artist carves, sculpts and paints delicate lollipops into intricate edible sculptures. Amezaiku dates back hundreds of years, but today there are only two artists left in Tokyo. Tezuka hopes his elaborate goldfish, frog and octopus designs will inspire the next generation of candy crafters to keep the tradition alive.

“Punching Nazis is good, actually,” is the foundation of almost all American and European genre pop culture from 1932 to 2016, and suddenly people have forgotten that. Have these people never heard of Captain America? Seen a Star War? Read a Harry Potter?

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud