I Apologize To Everyone Whose Grammar I Ever Corrected Before I Learned Not To Be A Tool.

I didn’t even realize people were posting September by earth wind and fire bc of the date I just assumed we collectively remembered how much that song slaps

you ever notice how whenever the melee community gets called out for its various shitty things (being actual thieves, having bad attitudes, throwing a shitfit whenever their game MIGHT not be at evo despite the game’s top 10 players not changing at all over the course of several years) their go-to response is “lol well u just mad u cant beat me cuz u cant do a hiphop skadoodle mcgoo backwards sidetrick” 

and whenever a new smash game or smash clone comes out, melee players immediately write it off for attempting to make smash more accessible to newcomers 

melee players don’t want a new game. they want melee forever. not because they enjoy the game or think it has any longevity or merit as a community, but because they took the time to learn how to play this busted glitch-ridden children’s party game and they don’t want to lose that feeling of superiority they get from knowing how to wavedash 

new smash game lets you move extremely quickly without needing to wavedash? not as good as melee, because that means people who didn’t bother to learn melee’s dumb tricks can play it and enjoy it. 

it’s gatekeeping. plain and simple. melee players think knowing how to glitch a party game makes them better than you and anything that challenges that idea drives them in to a frenzy, busting out tired and disproven arguments about how combos in real fighting games were glitches to begin with, and how wavedashing isn’t a glitch because sakurai knew about it and didn’t remove it 

they just don’t want new people playing smash. because if anybody can play smash (like nintendo always intended), it means they aren’t special.

I bring you home for the first time. You see this

“Rejection” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

don’t get into grad school? make it art 

Which Large Theropod would have been the most well-suited for chasing down it's prey?

the most accurate thing i have seen in a while

Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy

What do you do?

fbi man watching me delete a post he thought was funny but i decided wasn’t worth posting:

Can someone please tell me why I’m turned on right now