I Dont Play Assassins Creed, But Is This Like The Entire Plotline Or Something??

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

*me at a driving lesson*

Me: so how exactly do you do drift?

Instructor: what?

Me: you know, like the jump then you drift like in Mario kart, also where are all the item boxes?

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

Everyday Fire Emblem quotes

Friend: I stayed up so late last night, I'm so tired!

Me: You'll get no sympathy from me

Friend: The teacher's coming!

Me: Prepare yourself

Friend: How did you pass that test!?

Me: The key to victory lies within

Other person: Why are you sticking up for him!?

Me: I fight for my friends

Friend: How did you know about that!?

Me: I'm always three steps ahead

Teacher: You two have detention

Me: It seems our fates are joined

Friend: I just want this day to be over

Me: We're not done yet!

Teacher: It's your turn to present

Me: Minna, miteite kure

humans in transformers don’t fuck

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this screenshot cold-clocked me thrice

the academy award winning film suicide squad