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I will carry the regret with me forever ;( CARPE DIEM MY PRETTIES, CARPE THE HELL OUTTA THE DIEM

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Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen out.

this is probably my favorite gif

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy