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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant than even humans?

dwarf cuisine shouldn’t be bland, it should be unimaginably spicy and potentially harmful or fatal to humans. like green potato and rhubarb leaf salad with a festive garnish of yew berries and deadly nightshade berries, that kind of thing.

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Stop policing our masculinity

“kids from high school who barely graduated and are now entrepreneurs”

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild | Official Game Trailer - Nintendo E3 2016