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Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

“Time Has Stood Still.” ‪#OsoAstral #Art #MixedMedia #Painting #Drawing #Watercolor #Ink #Graphite #InstaArtist #TexasArtist #ElPasoArtist‬

to those people that follow me and then immediately reblog everything i post

cop: we’re looking for a suspect in a convenience store robbery

other cop: have you seen this person? [hands me a surveillance photo]

me: I’m the robber

cop: I’m the cash register

other cop: I’m the vape cartridge display on the counter

me: haha… [shoves stolen money deeper into my pocket]

When the homies approve of your music taste..

j j abrams: we're going to do some rewrites to episode vii in response to fan reactions about certain minor characters

fandom: stORMPILOT stto r mpilo t finnpOE mmmmstorm p i l o t poes fuckjn gay ohmygod

j j, whispering to his co-writers behind his hand: operation lazarus is go. we're bringing jar jar back i repeat we are bringing jar jar back