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someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality

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My thoughts on the Umbrella Academy members before and after watching the show

Number One: 

Before: Oh, look! That’s Sir Percival! He is going to be the heart of the show!

After: CAN you make just ONE right decision for a change, you big monkey!?

Number Two: 

Before: He is going to be the daddy’s boy of the group, the one that stayed in the academy like a little bitch because he can’t think for himself.

After: You are doing your BEST, sweetie! I know you are troubled and you love your mom and you just want to help everybody and there’s a stuttering scared little boy inside and I love you!

Number Three:

Before: Well, aren’t you going to be bland. Probably telling everybody to do the right thing. I’m bored already.

After: Jesus, your story is DARK! But I know that you are doing your best and you want to repent your sins.

Number Four:

Before: He is played by Robert Sheehan so I’ll probably fall in love.

After: As I predicted - I am in love! I will DIE for him!

Number Five: 

Before: This is going to be the annoying kid that knows the world is ending but does’t know what to do about it, and be a nuisance during the entire show. I will probably hate him.

After: THIS is the BEST character EVER! A sarcastic little shit that thinks he’s better than everybody (and probably is) trying to save the world with pure bitterness, sarcasm and lots of coffee.

Number Six:

Before: Didn’t know he existed.

After: Weeeeee!

Number Seven:

Before: Can somebody love her!?

After: CAN somebody PLEASE love her!

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So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.