@elliesicknasty

Are ya madferret?

i know people exactly like this is swear

I am never getting pussy bro because what the fuck is this.

ASHES TO ASHLEY

I've been hard at work the last month making Ashes to Ashley, a cute comic about shoegaze and gender.

Thank you for reading Ashes to Ashley, hope you liked it! Special shout out to my girlfriend Alicia for her invaluable comedic input.

The story continues in Today Forever!

@elliesicknasty

interpol is funny because some of their lyrics are deeply beautiful and thought-provoking and then some of them are

"Damon - why is it that when you get drunk you attempt to snog every last male in sight?"

Do people talk about this. Is this interview well known in the blur fandom or

monochrome banners from the 2003 interpol website

no biopics about britpop allowed. only a film a la velvet goldmine where they lowkey just make a bunch of shit up and damon albarn gets mad and says no blur songs allowed in the movie so they have to write fake blur songs. and everyone is bisexual

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

blur: i am the top hat man and if i didn’t work at the british bank then maybe i could tolerate the youth of today lalalala

pulp: come closer… cause i’m going to tell you a secret… last friday night i had sex with your mother. (inhale) oh yeah. and let me tell you another secret… this coming thursday… im gonna do it again. alright.

oasis: i’m never going to die i’ll touch the sky and sex drugs and rock and roll will keep me alive

suede: is your boyfriend as bisexual as me