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when you have an itch on your back, you flop down on top of him and whine about the itch, writhing like a dog trying to scratch your back against him, begging him for help. he pulls a face, reels his hands back as you squirm, “why must you come to me with such demands? are you not a whole grown adult?”

“because you scratch my back the best,” you whimper. “please?”

he clicks his tongue and puts his phone to the side, “i totally wasn’t in the middle of anything, it’s fine, sure,” he grumbles, but ultimately, he lowers his hand to indeed, scratch your back, hands coming under your shirt to gently, barely, dig his nails in to quell the sensation, listening to your directions of ‘up, left, little lower.’ you mewl and relax against him as he hits the spot giving you the most trouble, and you hear him sigh.

“you’re literally like an animal,” he mutters, but you hear the smirk in his voice.

“woof,” you offer him, stretching happily as the hand scratching your back slowly stops, leaving his thumb to gently smooth over the now warm skin.

“and for the record, i shouldn’t just be the best one who scratches your back- i’d better be the only one.”

you smile and nod, not making a move to get up as his other arm rests on your back, using you as a prop to keep his phone in his hands. he doesn’t say anything, merely keeping one hand to smooth up and down your back, the other thumbing through his phone as you slowly feel your eyes grow heavy from the soft touch and the love in the air.

Takami Keigo!

shigaraki is quickly making his way up my blorbo ranks because what do you MEAN everything he touches turns to dust?? what do you MEAN that even when he's given gloves he'll never really know the tactile sensation of what it feels like to hold another person? WHAT DO YOU MEAN there's been a hero watching over him and taking care of him for most of his life while being unable/unwilling to stand up to all for one? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OBORO LIKELY WOULDVE WANTED TO SAVE HIM. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S JUST LIKE ERI BUT UNLUCKIER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN the one person he ever trusted was arming/grooming him as a weapon for a cause and teaching him that he could only ever be a monster of mass destruction? What do you mean at every point he could have been saved and wasn't?

What if Tomura Shigaraki becomes a vestige and annoys Deku for all eternity, the comic

Tristan: You are important to me and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Liesel: I would be happy if you stopped hiring criminals to steal ancient texts and poisoning your own food.

Tristan: I said within reason, Kore. How about I murder that guy?

Liesel: So murder is in reason but proper self care and lawful behavior isn't?

Tristan: Well, of course, dear. What kind of question is that?

Person A: “…..”

Person B: “…..”

Person A: “…..Well this is awkward.”

Person B: “To be fair, you look like a completely different person when you’re wearing civilian clothes.”

Person A: “I mean, that’s kinda the whole point of a secret identity.”

Y/N: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Y/N: One... two... three.

Bakugou: ...

Y/N: ...

Y/N: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Person A: “Is it just me…. or is that car following us.”

Person B: “No, I noticed it too.”

Person A: “…..Plan B?”

Person B: “Plan B.”

your dickhead boyfriend who knows simon is obsessed with you and instead of confronting him about it, he just decides to “lower your value” in front of him except simon is too far gone now

revealing his pet peeves about you, what you’re like to live with. he thinks telling simon about how your hair clogs the shower drain or how you you forgot to flush the toilet after you peed this morning will turn him off but he’s never been hornier in his life

all he’s doing is adding fuel to the already out of control fire. you’re the love of his life, nothing is off-limits to him now. he won’t play this game with your boyfriend, no one humiliates simon’s wife.

“strange.” is all simon says, taking a sip of his bourbon

“what’s strange?”

“nothin’ jus… can’ imagine wha’ it’s like bein’ a pussy tha’s afraid of piss an’ hair.”