Life-in-the-depressing-world - Untitled

Y/N: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

Steve: What are you passionate about?

Y/N: Sleeping.

“Come lay with me. I want to talk about nothing with someone that means something.”

— Unknown

Y/N: (Clicks pen)

Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)

Bakugou: Stop that!

Shinsou: Stop what?

Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!

Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did

whenever a girl gets too familiar and flirtatious with Sero, you just say "you can have him" and the poor guy is immediately on his knees with a little "don't give me away!"

Strings Jellyfish

Yelena, about Bucky: And then he looked at me like any woman wants to be looked at…

Alexei: Awwwww! That’s so sweet!

Yelena: With fear in his eyes.

Alexei: …

Melina: AWWWWWW!

I mean, they look kinda similar right?

Wade: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Romanoff recently.

Y/N: No, Wade, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Wade: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Y/N: No! You’re the only one for me.

Wade: Is that so?

Y/N: I promise! Natasha and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.

Wade: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Y/N: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Wade: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Y/N: Of course bro!

Wade: Bro...

Natasha: What the—

Y/N: The hospital said I’m fine.

Kate: No, you suffered a traumatic experience.

Y/N: I barely remember it. I remember crashing into the wall and the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Yelena: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Y/N: Then what was that siren?

Yelena: That was Kate screaming.

He’s so…. I need him 😔