Y/n: *starts Screaming From Their Room* 

Kate: [handing a bowl of soup to Yelena]

Half of Kate’s brain: Careful, it’s hot.

Other half of Kate’s brain: I made some soup.

Kate: Careful, it’s soup.

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

Person A: “…..”

Person B: “…..”

Person A: “…..Well this is awkward.”

Person B: “To be fair, you look like a completely different person when you’re wearing civilian clothes.”

Person A: “I mean, that’s kinda the whole point of a secret identity.”

Toga: “Hey, Y/n?”

Y/n: “What is it this time Toga?”

Toga: “I got a question to ask you?” 

Y/n: “what is it?”

Toga: “what’s the difference between a hero and a villain?”

Y/n: “Easy, A villain will spend more time with their significant other, than a hero could, BECAUSE….. a hero would sacrifice you for the greater good, BUT. The villain would sacrifice the world to save you.”

Dabi: “Damn, Y/n who hurt you?”😨



Steve: Do you have any special skills?

Y/N: Yes, distraction.

Steve: So you’re good at distracting people?

Y/N: No, I’m good at being distracted.

Wade: Do you trust me?

Peter: No.

Wade: Me neither.

Y/N: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Y/N: One... two... three.

Bakugou: ...

Y/N: ...

Y/N: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.