Person A: “Hey, Did I Do Something To Upset You?”

These two are just two emo gal pals that get together to listen to MCR

Person A: “Alright, who was insane enough to leave you with their kid?”

Person B: “This is my kid.”

Person A: “….You’re shitting me.”

Natasha: I think I’m in love with you.

Y/N: You mean as friends?

Natasha: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Y/n:

Kate:

Yelena:

Y/n: who won gold?

Kate: I've just... murdered a guy!

Yelena: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

Tomura, walking into the hideout and seeing a massive blowup pool.

Tomura: “What is this?”

Toga, in the pool: “We found a pool.”

Dabi, floating around on a flamingo floaty: “We stole a pool.”

Tomura: “…and you put it inside the hideout?”

Toga: “Well, you don’t want us being seen, do you?”

Tomura: “… I guess not.”

Toga: “Anyway, get in! We’re playing mermaids.”

Tomura: “Honestly, that sounds childish—“

Twice, running into the room in swim trunks: “I’m ready to play mermaids!”

Tomura, sighs: “Fine, but I’m the mermaid in charge.”

Toga: “Deal. What are you Dabi?”

Dabi: “I’m not playing this dumb shit.”

Toga: “Then Dabi is our pet guppy.”

Dabi: “No! I’m a cool demon-shark hybrid.”

Toga: “Okay, great, so we’re all playing!”

Dabi: “Fuck.”

Wanda: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Y/N: Well, it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Would you like me to tutor you?

Kate: Dude, that was smooth.

toga and some shigarakis

"What could've been"

-A photo that was never taken pt.2-

whenever a girl gets too familiar and flirtatious with Sero, you just say "you can have him" and the poor guy is immediately on his knees with a little "don't give me away!"