“I Met The War.”

“I Met The War.”
“I Met The War.”
“I Met The War.”

“I met the war.”

“He told me it had three faces. One to play its pipes of scrimshawed bone, one to scream its dying battle cry and one that would not open its mouth, for when it did blood and sodden soil flowed out like a waterfall. Those arms that did not play the pipes were gripping blades and guns and spears, while others raised their hands in futile supplication of mercy, and one in a crisp salute.”

Mag7 Sketch :) @jonnywaistcoat

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Sometimes the day of wrath is an 80 pounds soaking wet blind british twink with so much rage and grief in his heart and also the voice of a god in his head. Oh. And they’re both spreading the plague. Oh well at least they love each other.


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4 weeks ago

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

Are You Loud In Bed?
7 months ago

Curly/wavy/messy hair is extremely fun to draw, so like 80% of my characters will have it xd

Do you have a "favourite" physical trait to give to your OCs? If so, what is it?


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6 months ago

I drew Daisuke Mouthwashing from memory :3

The hair is a bit goofy but otherwise I think I did pretty decent without a reference xdd

I Drew Daisuke Mouthwashing From Memory :3

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3 months ago
I’m Six Episodes Into The TGCF Donghua And Based On What My Wife Told Me, This Is What I Understand

I’m six episodes into the TGCF donghua and based on what my wife told me, this is what I understand Hua Cheng’s deal is.


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5 months ago

Unmute !


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3 months ago
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‪(based on the song ‘a complete list of fears ages 5-28 (aprox) by the yellow dress!)


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11 months ago

Season 3 Elias is so goddamn fucking funny to me I forgot what a rollercoaster he was during my first listen.

Like the s2 finale has Jurgen Leitner giving Jon the whole "monsters are real speech" and Jon's like "I need a cigarette. NO ONE get brutal pipe murdered while I'm gone" and Jurgen fails step 1 because Elias walks in and grabs Jon's point-and-click-adventure pipe he'd been carrying around and Brutal Pipe Murders. Which, of course, Jon walks back in on and is prime suspect #1 due to literally every single feature trait and word he's said in the entirety of s2.

So naturally s3 starts with Jon on the lam and Officer Tonner like "I'm gonna arrest him for brutal pipe murder" and I'M like "Shit. I hate this. Elias is going to SO easily pin it on Jon and get away with it."

EXCEPT Elias walks in and is like "hello Ms. Officer no Jon Archivist did not kill that man, also I won't tell you anything else, also this is what you sound like" while reciting all her childhood trauma and all her illegal activity that will get HER sent to jail for brutal murder of the non-pipe variety and now I'm like "....huh." He's also like "Jon didn't do it but you can kill him if you want maybe :)" Elias your alibi????

And then we come BACK with Jon storming Elias's office with his two lesbian bodyguards as back up and he's like "I'm gonna use my powers to make you confess to pipe murder!" At which point Elias is like "It doesn't work on me. But I'm having fun so Martin go get everyone I need to tell you all how I committed pipe murder." and Martin does and Elias is like "Yes I pipe murdered. I also killed Gertrude. I love murder. You will not be compensated extra for this time. Get back to work." And they... DO... just go back to work. Because work is haunted. One of the lesbian police officers works here now, too. This just happened. "Also living dolls from Russia are about to Apocalypse the world, Jon go stop it," Elias says, while also saying "no I'm not gonna tell you how to stop it."

Okay???? Mr. Elias man??? And you're like "maybe he's a ruthless tactician? Maybe he's brutal but it's all in the interest of stopping the doll apocalypse??? He wants to save the earth???" Except THAT'S not even true it's actually more like he's trying to get the Russian dolls kicked out of line at Disney World so HE gets to meet Mickey Mouse first by which I mean, start his OWN Apocalypse, because if the dolls do it first well then what's the point of apocalypsing a planet that's become someone else's sloppy seconds.

Anyway Elias's master strategy here is to bring the human equivalent of a drowned cat to the gun fight and just sit back and watch Jon fall down every set of stairs he finds while Elias goes "This is good. This will work." His name isn't even fucking Elias.


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