Your Elven Girlfriend Is Having A Mental Breakdown After Learning You Are Only In Your Mid-thirties.

 donate to the Wampanoag people!

“The Wampanoag Nation once included all of Southeastern Massachusetts and Eastern Rhode Island, encompassing over 67 distinct tribal communities…With the European settlers came much adversity for our tribe - disease that virtually wiped out whole villages, systems of government that bore little resemblance to our tribal practices and values, missionaries intent on converting us to Christianity, and private models of land use and ownership that conflicted with our tribe’s own communal practices and values. The vast majority of these tribal communities were killed in battles initiated by colonists to secure land. Today, only six visible tribal communities remain.” (Wampanoag history)

donate to the Wôpanâak Language Reclamation Project

donate to the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe

donate to the Herring Pond Wampanoag Tribe

donate to the Chappaquiddick Wampanoag Tribe

donate to the Native Land Conservancy 

Petting a mighty fine duck

wait you’re german? i’m german my coyote friend!

I’m gonna teach y’all an ‘Ōlelo word because I’m thinking about the language a lot while being here so in ‘Ōlelo the word “keiki” means “child” so when you regress, you are acting like a keiki!!

If you’re a boy you’re a keiki kāne and if you’re a girl you’re a kaikamahine and if you’re māhū (Hawaiian third gender) or nonbinary then you can just be a keiki!!

I just wanted to share a bit ‘Ōlelo with you since it’s not well known :D

Lmaoo

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

love is stored in the Bonk

Amen

you can tho

S