Back In My Akiru Phase They Should've Gotten Married

if you kin or simp for these 4 congratulations you’re my new best friend

WARNING: HAS SOME SPOILERS

1. Akito sohma

I don’t know the first episode I saw her I was like is this love? WTF MA’AM LOOK AT ME. I’m still salty she left me for Shigure. Season 3 fucked me up bad I love the Kyoru and Yumachi moments a lot but seeing Shigure meaning a manipulative bitch has me wanting to slap him.

2. Shen jiu (not shen yuan)

mf’s backstory has me crying tearing up print outs of Yue Qingyuan because STUPID QI-GE YOU DON’T HAVE 2 BRAIN CELLS DO YOU? I do not take criticism for kinning him go read his back story he only had qi-ge left in his life and YQY didn’t have the balls to come thru and tell him. I will forever hate Mu QingFang because bitch delivered medicine late to Qing Jing purposefully. In general I hate all the Peak Lords except SJ (LQG is still funny at times so kudos for that) because they ratted him out ヽ( `д´*)ノ.

3. Nie Huaisang

is it even a surprise this man is gorgeous af and bruh the amount of grief the resonated from him when NMJ died was enough to make me read and write canon-divergent fanfics where NMJ didn’t die and NHS didn’t have to suffer. Bro the fact that he revived Wei Ying surprised me and the bird scene the symbolism bro...... and yes he has a fan I have a thing for men/women with fans and green eyes. Don’t lie Nie Huaisang had us all fooled.

4. Zero Kiryu

ever had a crush that just doesn’t seem to leave you yea that’s what happened to me. And yes I still re-watched vampire knight twice this year because nostalgia and I was bored. Big mistake. I was contantly pointing at the tv either crying or cursing out Yuki because bitch who leaves THE perfect man and goes to your incest crazy brother. Bruh and Zero still loved Yuki like bro.... SHE HAD BOTH THEIR KIDS (mind you I love their daughters especially Ren because awooga she gorgeous and is exactly like her father). So yes I have a lot of bad blood with vampire knight’s ending my mans died and that piece of shit still lived what you expect.

5. Seth (Ennead)

SEASON 2 IS HERE WOOH AND IN THE FIRST CHAPTER WE SEE SETH BEING THE SAVAGE HE IS. Anyways as the last 4 Seth has well a lot of trauma. My guy is too beautiful to exist so he got well........ Anyways great character development ISIS AND OSIRIS SUCK MAKE THEM UNEXIST. And would you look at that he got Zeus on his simp line too. Seth might start out as a shitty abusive character at first but trust me you’ll learn to love him soon enough. His coping mechanisms aren’t well working anymore and Anubis is hating him. He’s a great father and husband no matter what.

 wtf why did you read all of this? You just wasted 5 minutes of your life congratulations. This is just a pre-exam stress rant if you’re wondering. But yea if you kin for any or all of them dm me let’s have a talk about them sometime.

Name an mxtx crossover (tgcf or mdzs) ship with Shen Jiu (either romantic or platonic)

I head-canon Jiang Cheng and Shen Jiu being friends that rant about Wei Wuxian and maybe Liu Qingge ya feel me

Clowns whining about their boyfriends

#clown to clown communication 

AHAHAHAH BRUH THIS IS ME AND MY BFFS

100.) Happy 100th post, everybody!

Pov you're oikawa after Aoba Johsai lost the match:

You hear someone loud footsteps and the slamming open the door. You see the horrifying sight of......

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

Zhongluc head-canons

1. Coffee dates A LOT of coffee dates they’ll most likely choose a secluded cafe that doesn’t have many people crowding in.

2. Zhongli always wants to pay but guess what mans forgot his wallet 😭.

3. Seeing that Zhongli (as always) doesn’t have cash Diluc pays instead which results in Zhongli sulking all the way home.

4. CUDDLES. They cuddle a lot, there’s times Zhongli won’t wake up and asks Diluc for a kiss which Diluc eagerly reluctantly grants.

5. Kaeya gets wing man of the century award (also Childe is the corner crying because Xiangcheng already dates someone)

6. When Zhongli confessed Diluc cried and Zhongli here was panicking because he was thing what he did wrong (He said Diluc is the most beautiful phoenix soaring through the sky and the only one Zhongli has ever loved)

7. Cue Donna and Childe sobbing their eyes out.

ayo qijiu stans I got something for you

imagine SJ singing Big brother I’m gonna be just like you as he cries when LBG leaves him with Xuan Su’s shards and as he says the last line he swallows the last shard and slowly disappears

yea I pained myself by imagining this now you have to too.

HOW ARE YOU SO BIG BRAIN AND I AGREE WITH THE AKASUGA PART THEY’RE TOO PRETTY TO NOT BE TOGETHER REEEEEEE

Suga ships to consider

Iwaisuga

Now to start this of right we got this fucking gem of a ship. Tell me they aren’t each others type . TELL ME. Oh what’s that ...you can’t ? Right that’s what I thought .  They made out in the bathroom once and that’s all it took .

Tensuga

Tendou never thought he could pull someone as good looking as Suga , and to be honest everyone’s surprised when Suga picks Tendou. Suga loves his weirdness though and besides Tendou is likely to never cheat on him- not on purpose at least and that’s what counts.

Matsusuga

I’ll be frank I’m not so sure what makes this ship appeal to me so much but it dose. Matsukawa probably fell in love the minute Suga looked in his general direction tho.

Sakusuga

One time Suga sneezed into a tissue in front of Sakusa and then use some hand sanitizer after and that was that ...the man fell hard . He’ll hold Suga’s hand no doubt 👌 Suga definitely agreed to go out because he liked his hair . They lived happily ever after .

Akasuga

They wanted to date someone equally beautiful so they decided to just date each other. Don’t get me wrong tho -they actually really love each other and wear matching pajamas to bed and play Saturday night bingo together .

#atp yea so true

Jade and Floyd don't give Azul butterflies anymore, they just give him brain damage.