I Had A Dream Where Tornadoes Were Made Illegal Or Something I Just Remember Like A Dozen Police Cars

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

With Abbie and Alex the other night watching The Tempest for Drama GCSE (creds to Abbie for taking the photo) idec that I normally never post on here

http://amazingphil.tumblr.com/post/106641224020

Hey guys! There’s a rumour going around today that Dan and I are being ‘targeted by hackers’ online and lots of our followers are being sent anon hate in their ask boxes - this is just a rumour someone started, nobody is attacking us in any way (don’t worry) but lots of people are saying they are...

Parent: so what did you do in *class* today honey?

my ADHD ass:

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

Happy Lunar New Year 🐍🥂🎆

This is a pro-choice blog.

It’s an I wanted this baby but at my anatomy scan I found out my baby will die after it’s born blog.

It’s an I’m not financially, mentally or emotionally stable enough to bring a child into this world blog.

It’s an I can’t live with the result of my sexual assault blog.

It’s an I miscarried but the fetus will not evacuate on its own blog.

It’s an I will die if I carry this to term blog.

It’s an I don’t want to be fucking pregnant blog.

It’s a pro-choice blog.

If you see this decision as a win, educate yourself. People with uteruses WILL die. And if that’s okay with you, don’t claim you’re pro-life.

Oh, and a big, fat FUCK YOU.