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REBLOG IF DONATELLO IS YOUR FAVORITE NINJA TURTLE

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

В этом есть какая-то подозрительная связь

[Наверное, утром этот пост окажется полным бредом, но сейчас почти 4 часа ночи, так что мне всё равно]

За всю жизнь мне, так или иначе, нравились какие-то персонажи. Вымышленные или реальные персонажи — тут стоит на секунду уточнить, что не всегда это были люди. Почти всегда платонически, иногда романтически, но это тоже сейчас лишь деталь.

Мой утомлённый мозг решил, что сон — это мусор, и лучше я задумаюсь о небольшой цикличности своей симпатии к некоторым персонажам. Суть в том, что какая-то часть из них так или иначе связана с музыкой, а если быть точнее - с диджеингом. К лешему долгие предисловия, вот примеры:

※ Че Хёнвон (Chae HyungWon) — реальный парень, кореец, модель, айдол из "Monsta X". Диджей. Моё знакомство с группой произошло раньше, чем он стал заниматься диджеингом всерьёз. Приход в фандом был через пару суток после выхода "Hero" (2015 год), тогда как показывать свои навыки в диджеинге Хёнвон стал позже. (Вроде, 2017 год, но могу и ошибаться) На тот момент у меня и в мыслях не было, что Хёнвон займется чем-то подобным, но сам факт диджеинга настораживает.

※ Лусио Коррейя дос Сантос (Lúcio Correia dos Santos) — вымышленный персонаж, бразилец, спаситель целой страны из вселенной "Overwatch". Всем диджеям диджей. Лусио — неунывающий парень с невероятной внутренней силой, очень красивый, обаятельный и классный, так что неудивительно, что мое сердечко решило упасть на самое дно любви к этому персонажу. Если у Хёнвона диджеинг — дополнение к карьере айдола, то вот Лусио Диджей с большой буквы, номер 1, потому как это буквально его плоть, кровь и смысл жизни. (Я немного утрирую, но суть ясна)

※ Отабек Алтын (Otabek Altin) — вымышленный персонаж, фигурист, вселенная "Yuri!!! On Ice". Тоже слегка диджей. Та же ситуация, что и с Хёнвоном — решение о том, что всё, теперь он мой любимка, пришло раньше, чем получение информации о его диджеинге. Как и Лусио, Отабек является диджеем по канону, но, опять же, никто не сказал мне об этом перед моментом "вкрашивания". (От слова "crush", а не "краска")

Очень, очень, очень подозрителен тот факт, что часть моих любимых персонажей либо является диджеями/музыкантами, либо становятся ими через какое-то время. Складывается ощущение, будто меня притягивает к подобным людям, или подобных людей притягивает ко мне.

※ Ну и напоследок своеобразный "P.S.", уничтожающий все мои мысленные оправдания, что это просто "совпадение": я не являюсь ярым фанатом "League of Legends" и очень редко забредаю в эту вселенную за интересным лором. Однако этих коротких моментов мне было достаточно, чтобы сильно прикипеть душой к двум персонажам — Ясуо и Экко.

И ЧТО ЖЕ ПРОИЗОШЛО, хмммммммм?!!!! В "True Damage" второй стал первоклассным рэпером, а первый решил податься в... *барабанная дробь*... правильно, ЯСУО ТЕПЕРЬ ДИДЖЕЙ!

(Надеюсь, что хэштеги прописаны правильно, я не шарю, можно ли исправлять на тамблере посты)

(Ой, посмотрите-ка, почти полпятого утра, а сна ни в одном глазу!)

Like/reblog if you’re a Tokoyami fan

Donnie is more outgoing than we give him credit.

I'm so soft for any and all shy, socially awkward Donatello headcanons.

But to me, Bayverse Donnie doesn't seem like the type to be shy? Awkward, yes, but he's like, second to Mikey when being outgoing.

Like how he talked when he hacked April's computer. Or when both Mikey and Donnie were excited to talk about the Lair while April was blindfolded.

Donnie is the one who has April's phone # and is the one she goes to if she needs stuff.

Donnie annoys Raph for fun, leads chants, throws baseballs around, does whatever the fuck that head whip was when Mikey introduced him, lmfao.

And he's just as athletic! He plays sports, and he kicks ass all the time in the movies. But he's definitely written as a complete dork about it, lol

Idk like a lot of stuff.

He's definitely awkward, but he's so fucking sweet and expressive and April and Donnie definitely had crime buddy energy going on in the second movie.

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

Если мой блог внезапно удалят, несмотря на то, что в нём ничего нет... well, будет понятно, за что

Tumblr's reply to the situation with CEO's transphobia is pathetic and you should not be thanking them for doing the bare minimum of saying he's not speaking for them. They fucking thanked that bitch.

The affected trans women are still banned.

A transphobic manchild offered no proper apology. Or stopped. He is also still in his position.

Tumblr is still factually transphobic. Keep pushing.

believe in urself the way that scott mccall would believe in u

(I didn’t find any info if your askbox is closed or not, if you are not taking up requests you can ignore this!)

But hi :) how are you? how you are doing well

this is a bit personal, but would you mind doing either a Headcanon or scenario with reader x turtles (romantic/crush stage) with a…Hopeless reader? Kinda someone who had to tell themselves that love isn’t on their life journey and that seriously bother them? Lol

this weekend I’m gonna attend a friends wedding, while meeting with some shared friends before the wedding, one of them quoted corpse bride’s scene “to Emily, always the bridesmaid, never the bride” for me (most of my friends are married or dating long term), usually I handle the lack of a love life fairly well (by not thinking about it or just making jokes about it lol) but tonight it kinda really bothered me, a lot.) a lot of my friends treat me being single as something I don’t out efforts in it? But holy shit I do, and it really hurts to see them saying or acting like I’m not doing enough? Anyways. I guess the request would be how the turtles would react to a reader who kinda just lost hope, who agrees with the quote even if it makes her very sad? Kinda trying to wing the night lowkey but turtles can sense it hurt her (maybe Vern said the quote lol, or something similar… that’s something stupid enough for the falcon to do 😅)

I hope makes sense, if not I apologize for the messy ask. Have a good day / night

I'm sorry that happened. Your friends definitely need to stfu about that lol dating and relationships are fun, but nobody NEEDS them. If they need a RELATIONSHIP to feel fulfilled, they have shit to figure out.

Definitely been there tho. And being single can be horrible. I see you

Scene: Your turtle has been secretly pining for you for a while now. Hasn't got the guts to say anything yet.

TMNT x Lonely Reader

Leo

- He could sense your reaction instantly, despite how well you hid it.

- Your micro expressions, the slight but sudden shift of your bodyweight away from Vern- Leo almost didn't catch that you had smiled and laughed at the comment.

- His own reaction was visceral and overwhelming, at least it was to him.

-He remained still by your side, but the urge to...he didn't even know. Hide you. Push hard at Verns shoulder- something.

-Geez. He hadn't felt like this since he was a child. Like he could protect his little brothers or you from judgment or cruelty.

-He couldn't.

-He sucked in a breath through his nose, scrambling for self-control; watching you handle the interaction like an adult. Forcing himself to as well.

-But it did satisfy him to see that Vern physically felt his animosity. The guy took once glance at Leo before he instantly stuttered an excuse to walk to another conversation.

-"Vern is an idiot." Leo scratched out, desperate to keep what he really wanted to say to you at a minimum. "There's absolutely nothing wrong with you."

-You seemed surprised at that, glancing up at him. But your quite, sincere smile made it it worth it.

Raph

- "Always the brides maid, never the bride, huh?"

- "What?" It was a reactive response. Before you could even register what he had said, or the sudden amount of hurt- or embarrassment you felt.

- Raph had turned wide, expectant eyes on Vern as well, something Vern noticed instantly.

- "Well, yunno." Vern stutteres, trying to stay focused on you. "I've seen ya at these events a lot but you never bring a guy around...or-"

-"See that girl over there?" Raph suddenly said, leaning down a little to point your gaze in the right direction.

- "Yeah." You said quietly.

-"Who's that girl, Vern?"

-Vern looked back at you guys, shrugging and putting his hands back in his pockets with an air of pride. "She's my girlfriend."

-Raph smirked, his voice somehow both condescending and unusually soft. "Vern met her a week ago. That makes her..." Raph trailed off, looming back into his full height, towering over Vern. "The sixth one this year, right. Makin' you real good at givin' advice to pretty girls, Falcon boy. Careful with that."

-"Jesus. I'm just- I'll be over there." Vern sighed, awkwardly stepping aside then walking out of sight.

- Raph said nothing, instead turning to you. "You alright?"

-You were desperate not to say everything you wanted to. "Much better." You said instead, looking up at him. Hoping the softness you saw there was a reflection of what you felt for him too.

Donnie

- Donnie couldn't even react or register the words before you were handling it. Shrugging and waving Vern off.

-He was horrified. His eyes were glued to Vern, completely confused that the guy had missed how rude of a statement that was.

-The conversation came and went, and while he had a wonderful time, he was entirety focused on you.

-While you didn't seem MISERABLE, you were different. Something had obviously changed. And it was Verns fault.

-You had no reason to feel pressure of that kind. You were perfect the way you were! No one should ever, ever, ever make you feel anything less.

-The thought that you did made him physically sick to his stomach.

-He might not have caught it in time to say anything in the moment.

-But Verns apartment locks, car, computer, and bathroom pipes all giving him a hard time all in the next 24 hours?

-A complete and utter mystery...

Mikey

-"Yeah you should listen to him." Mikey said.

-Shock coursed through you. "What?" You looked at him, wide eyed, heart in your throat- "W- I should-"

-"You should listen to him." Mikey repeated, noding solumley, starting to confidently strole around Vern. "This guy has fantastic dating advise. You don't even know, girl. Look at him!" Mikey's smile was as bright as the sun, gesturing to Vern as if he was a plater he was showing off to you.

-"He's been on this earth so long, his life experience exceeds our very comprehension, girl."

-Vern made a sudden puzzled expression while yours melted quickly into a smile.

-"He's got recipes too. Qualifications, evidence, the whole nine yards. Guy has like- twelve grand kids-"

-"I- C'mon, Mike-" Vern was catching on.

-"Ohhh.. yeah, that's right. No grandkids. But he does have a wife. They just had their fiftieth anniversary-!"

-"I'm not that o- He's joking with you." Vern tried to explain. "I'm not married."

-Mikey snapped his fingers as he had remembered something, suddenly getting much, MUCH closer in Verns personal space.

-"Oh yeah, that's right. You're not married. I forget that your on, like, your sixth girlfriend this month. Maybe actual advise sounds like..."

-Mikey stepped away from Vern, standing infront of you. "Keep those standards up, girl. Pretty face like yours? You could have anyone you want."

-You couldn't stop smiling.