Garrison Sheith Summed Up Into A John Mulaney Quote

I did a quick space dad costest the other day

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?? good news promise

WHAT NEWS???

Shance fic rec list

1) Chasing Pretty Thoughts by SouthernBird (NSFW) 30k words of goodness! Shiro saves lance from his job as an escort. Shiro is incredibly sweet and kind in this and lance sad.  2) Unicorn Printed Toothbrush by AshesTheTerrible (NSFW) ABO Shance are parents 

3) How Deep is the Love We Think We Know by mizufallsfromkumo ABO Shiro is a nesting Alpha

4) WANTED: Lance’s Legs by sweet_rabbit This one only has 1 chapter so far but Im excited for it to be updated! In which Shiro plays (American) football and has been tasked to recruit lance. for his powerful legs.  5) (don’t) doubt it by ali3nz On lance and his past relationships and Shiro and his jealousy

wow I swear I have more… I just forgot to bookmark them (they’re all in my subscription list but I don’t we can filter our subscription list… ) I’ll add more later! I have a few more that I marked for later so I’ll edit this list once I’ve read them! 

here’s a shklance wip bc i love and stan my precious boys

Night Sketches: 

-Keith enjoying a flustered Shiro-

I hate anything porny but I love smut where it’s like “we’re only friends with benefits but whoops now I care about you and oh shit I think I’m in love with you here’s several chapters of supposedly unrequited pining until we both end up confessing our feelings in between banging sessions” or “we’re two dorks in love and we lose our virginity to each other only we have no idea what we’re doing shhh stop giggling this is serious” and rough, desperate “I thought you were dead” sex and sweet and emotional “haven’t seen each other in years” sex and this stuff is fun to read because FEELINGS

My kink is Lance McClain being happy and healthy in season 8

mood

but my biggest kink is takashi shirogane being safe and well cared for

A little late to the party, but I wanted to show my respect for Oppy…

So long, friend of humanity and progress…

important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG

HES SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY,,