My Grandparents Are Downstairs And I'm Recovering From A Medical Emergency By Vague Posting About A Milf

anyways Leslie on top of me while her cock is buried in my womb and she's telling me what a good girl I am... yeah... thank yew....

LESLIE DEAN in S1 of Marvel's Runaways

period has resurfaced so many emotions but this is the first time they pass like water and it's so nice. my anger may be quick but at least I don't have someone in my ear telling me it's polluting the water. I'm allowed to feel the same way you did, cunts

greatest advice I've ever heard was never beg unless you're in bed. I'll be damned if I waste energy on a mf who can't read

I think a milf smiling and humming while she says the most vile, perverted things known to mankind is a necessity most people need before stepping into the dating world. You have to experience it before you settle for anything less

OH FUCK I forgot I got a guitar too. also another beautiful thing is.. yeah! YEAH! I get amnesia!! and my people just forget the funny stuff!! Then I remember later and it's the best thing ever!! Like there really is a whole system in my brain and they work together for me!! And it makes life so enjoyable!! Holy fawk!

yall ever dolled yourself up just to switch to a more male version of whoever the fuck and you're like... damn... who dolled YOU up gorjess... me??? holy shitbawls....

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

thinking So Fucking Hard about being called puppy for the millionth time