My Mom Asked Me What Kind Of Stuff You'd Find On Tumblr. And I Started Explaining The Logistics Of How

I truly can't relate to all these people who have identified as bisexual and then start realizing they are lesbians, and that their male attraction was purely comphet (even though it's totally valid)

I realized I was a lesbian, not because I fell in love with a girl, but because I realized all the boys I knew of SUCKED, and I never had, nor ever would, be attracted to any of them

people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you

everybody hold up i have something important to say

dean winchester is an allegory for the deconstruction of toxic masculinity

okay you may continue

Sometimes adulthood is having to call your doctors office asking for a renewal on a five+ year old prescription for allergy meds, cause the pollen allergy you thought you'd outgrown suddenly decided to make a comeback

Okay but hear me out. So the Castiel winchester headcanon is really good, but like, personally I kinda feel like Cas needs to be more his own person, like the winchesters are deof his family, but he is more than just what he is for them. Therefore I prefer the Castiel Novak, like, its a bit weird cause he doesnt really have a realtionship to this family (except obv Claire) but still, I think he really could've made it his own. Okay thats my two cents

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I literally have NO idea. Have I tasted cilantro? Yes, and I did think it tasted absolutely awful. But I dont think I'd say it tasted like soap. There is a possibility that I do not have the gene, but simply don't like cilantro.

On a different note, I do know I have the gene that makes grapefruit very bitter (tested it in school, and have eaten grapefruit) but I have eaten that shit with a load of sugar since I was like 4 years old and I absolutely love it

i need to know

I think it's really fucking rude of the world to force me to get up out of bed when I'm all warm and cozy just because I forgot to take my fucking meds

YOU may let your cat allergy stop you from owning/petting a cat

I'm built different

Remembered that one post about how you can just go into a cinema and buy popcorn without watching a movie when I walked past my local cinema today. So I decided to go buy some

What that one post failed to remind me is that a small cinema popcurn LITERALLY COSTS 9 DOLLARS WHERE I LIVE

(This price was obviously not written anywhere, so I didn't know the price until I was at the register...)

In norwegian it's pain silencer (smertestillende)

painkiller is such a metal fucking word. pain. killer. so badass.