Thomas: I think if you sucked jello up a tube it would be a nice noise.
Minho: I beg to differ.
Thomas: then beg.
Thomas: Donβt worry guys, Iβve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Alby: You mean cards?
Thomas, pulling knives out of his hoodie sleeves: No. I mean knives.
pov the glade happens years after 2016 and the gladers still have their memories taken away but are confused when they suddenly have the urge to do pop culture things:
the boys, sitting around doing whatever:
minho, who fucking just whips and nay nays out of nowhere
gally: what?? the fuck was that???
minho: bro idek i just.. had to do it???
Thomas (mumbling absentmindedly): I'm so eepy. I'm literally the eepiest. I'm an eeper.
Newt, with tears running down his face: What are you saying.
when the maze runs idk i didnt read the books (lie)
THIS edit is my Roman Empire ππ
there are so many times in the books where thomas attempts to make a joke and no one laughs. nobody finds him funny. his comedic timing could be perfect and everyone would just stare at him. like. "what are you saying now maze boy."
What if. What if newt's leg sometimes played up worse than usual and he couldnt walk and so the builders made him a wheelchair. And. And what if newt uses a cane to walk most days.
Minho: we gotta get through this door, but itβs locked. Newt, give me your credit card.
Newt: Here.
Minho, pocketing it: Thanks, Thomas, kick the door down.
Finally finished the pair - this took like 12 hours total (I posted the newt one earlier sorry for the double post)