okay but if thomas and newt swapped places, thomas would show newt around the glade like:
"i don't really know what that is"
"i've never seen him before"
"do you know what that is? because i don't"
"i tripped over that once"
"twice actually"
"they say it's been three years but i wasn't really paying attention"
"tell me if you see an exit, okay?"
headcanon that thomas is a big NAPPER
don’t get me wrong, that boy has insomnia for days but during the middle of the day?? he’s taking a nap anywhere he can find.
Frypan will be taking his rounds and preparing meals for the safe haven and then— oh! there’s thomas, on a little stool propped against the wall beside where frypan cooks because yes, he was originally there to keep fry company and tak to him about some new Order Rules he and minho were thinking of but maybe mid-sentence thomas dozed off
Minho’s on his morning run and comes across thomas, with his arms around his head as he naps on the beach side. Harriet and Sonya with their fishing nets also manage to see this and come laughing, crying about it to aris at breakfast
Jorge, brenda, and thomas are out for a drive and thomas is curled in the backseat because the sounds of jorge’s mixtape mixed with jorge’s whistling sent thomas right to sleep. Brenda nearly laughs so loud she wakes him up but jorge shuts her up.
Gally finds him right after working shifts curled up on top of one of the beds, covers and pillows neatly folded underneath thomas, who is sprawled out and completely knocked out (it’s maybe two pm). Gally takes a pillow and smacks him on his back with it before promptly telling him to “shove over, i’m joining” —because building huts and chopping wood is exhausting work and Gally deserves a nap sometimes too
Thomas: *lights a candle* Thomas: Now bitch, help me fight my demons "proceed to kick and punch the air around him* Minho: What are you doing? Thomas: Witchcraft
Minho: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Minho: *punches wall*
Minho:
Minho: Take me to the hospital.
in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
Thomas: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Alby: You mean cards?
Thomas, pulling knives out of his hoodie sleeves: No. I mean knives.
NEWT BABY
Thomas: I turned out perfectly fine!
Newt: Thomas, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Thomas: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN. YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.
OH MY GOD WHY 😭
RIP chunk
Newt: So apparently the ‘big sad’ I’ve been feeling lately is severe depression-