Agates Carved Into Orange Slices By Wutong_crystal_carvings.

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Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.

Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?

i thought my boyfriend had fallen or died but no it was. the

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

goodness gracious his face .

Petit jeu 🐕 🥰 👶 entre amis !

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👋 Bel après-midi

“What sorcery is this?”

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Me: Oh my god why is my character not moving. Is my game broken? Is my keyboard broken? What is going on??

MMO Game:

My little potato

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so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

cats will see you and go hmm have you had anybody rub their face all over you yet today