[guy With The Cant Focus Disorder] Why The Fuck Can't I Focus

Mew

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Meow

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

Mew

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

I’ve seen fings youwu peowple wouldn’t bewieve.

Attack ships on fiwwe off da shouwdeww of Owwion.

I watched boops gwitteww in da dawwk neaww da Catgiwwl Gate.

Aww dese moments wiww be wost wike teawws in da wain.

Time to boop. UwU

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

Meow

I came across the original video of the seagull meme! What a glorious day! I never realized it was a video, let alone a full throat and hearty evil villain laugh!

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