Major Traffic Incident

His face when he realized he was about to fall

Ma

Full credit to @cubewatermelon

Mau

#101

Meow

Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.

Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?

Mao

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

fighting for her freedom

neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato:

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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