Lemonpilotingmech - The Internet Took My Cookies

Mao Mao

"New York Style" cat scratching towers. Never forget playtime

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Cost for a reading: 2 kitty treats

Boom

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

Mao

His face when he realized he was about to fall

Meow

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended