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I posted this in the cat pics community but felt it should be here too: Here is my cat, Harper, named after Harper Lee. She's 11, a retired outdoor cat, I've had her since I was 7-8, and shes very dumb and weird like me. She drools when she is happy 😭

Damn what if you told your dad he mispronounced a word during a zoom meeting and he disowned you for embarrassing him and told you you were only welcome back home if you found bigfoot so you spend three years travelling the world to find bigfoot but along the way you become friends with bigfoot and teach him how to fight so he beats up your dad for you

Mow

I’ve seen fings youwu peowple wouldn’t bewieve.

Attack ships on fiwwe off da shouwdeww of Owwion.

I watched boops gwitteww in da dawwk neaww da Catgiwwl Gate.

Aww dese moments wiww be wost wike teawws in da wain.

Time to boop. UwU

Mao

Moo

woof woof

Ma

Full credit to @cubewatermelon

Boom

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

a lovely creecher