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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

@leoooskiii I HAVENT SEEN THE PEAR WIGGLER IN SO LONG OH MY GOD

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

Local Boy Takes Down Onett Police Force

“Fewer roadblocks imminent,” Captain says.

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

been thinking about them......

[image id: 2 digital illustrations of the batter and zacharie from off by mortis ghost.

first image: the batter kneels down in the center of the image gently holding up a bloody bat with a white ring behind him and "Off" written within the ring. The background is a flat red with an intricate design. the batter's face is hidden by his hat.

second image: collection of mspaint drawings of zacharie with a bright blue background in all drawings he is wearing a white shirt with a heart stitched onto it tucked into white cargo pants and large white combat boots and has black short spikey hair. in the top left he is slouched over with a text box next to him that says "le sigh". below that is a close up of his cat mask with a large grimace. in the center he stands and looks off to the side and has text next to him that says "et si je tuais quelqu'un". his hands and neck are covered in black. on the far right he is hunched and struggling to carry a heavy backpack. his arms are covered in various tattoos of ghosts, hearts, and stars. text says "zut alors..." is next to him. end image id]

Crocodile

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

i think love is stored in nighttime conversations and “did you eat yet” and books left outside your door and “i waited to watch this with you” and splitting something in half to share and “im proud of you” and folded towels and “you can pick” and heads on shoulders and “you’re right, that was shitty. im sorry” and knocks on doors and “DINNER!” and stupid jokes and “hey i got this for you” and coffee made just right and… there are so many ways people say i love you silently every day over and over again if you only listen

getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now