Friendly Neighbourhood Murderer

No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.

Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-

It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.

a ton of people have told me they want to use him as a bed KFHSDK

kieran, kieran

goodmorning here’s fenhawke

A voice telling me what to do. A voice unlike Kris's. A terrifying voice.

Been so hyped for this chapter!!!

CHAPTER THREE IS DONE!!! lets GOOOO!!!!!!

things i drew last night

All of my paratober works!!!

There's only 10 works because I joined in extremely late 😔

Since i’m violently shaking for the new IEYT game to come out I decided to finally make a ref for my Agent Phoenix!!! Bro is so silly and I love him. I’ll definitely be drawing more of him in the future.

what do you like about girls?

their evil ways