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i actually googled the Paul Is Dead theory cause of my other post and

Paul is actually representative of people in greek mythology who died young. because he’s the gayest looking. fair enough.

being part of such an ancient fucking fandom is so weird because what do you mean that the reason why my parents got toghether and why I exist is because my mum thought my dad looked like john lennon and shed be his yoko (crazy thing to say btw considering) and now im on tumblr posting about how mclennon fucked nasty in paris

hate when life gets in the way of my tumblr usage

the war over whether paul or george is the most attractive beatle is basically a war between the biological imperative to continue the species (paul’s childbearing hips) vs those who lack a maternal instinct (george’s gumby build). it’s essentially a cloth mother vs wire mother situation, a debate of how much we are truly affected by our primal evolutionary “needs.” it’s so much deeper than many would think. that’s why it’s a question that has no answer. even though the answer is paul.

being a gen z beatles fan should be some kind of mental illness diagnosis bc we all either think those old men fucked each other or want to fuck the old men ourselves

Surprise.

George really did love himself some plaid shirts huh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIR JAMES PAUL MCCARTNEY (JUNE 18, 1942)