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rewatching AHDN and i never noticed john and paul having a moment here and it makes me want to throw up and rip my hair out etc.

Ok ok ok idk if I’m just insane or way too deep down the rabbit hole or what but listen here’s the thing

am I CRAZY or does the John/Paul “were they in love???” Conversation feel embedded into the Beatles history at this point? You literally C A N N O T tell this story without including this element. To exclude it at this point in time feels totally irresponsible.

Not to mention it’s not that niche anymore is it? It’s broken containment? Right?

with fucking Bill Maher telling Julian his dad looked like he was in love with Paul, to Sheffield pointing it out in his book, and with Now and Then being widely discussed as a love song from John to Paul…. Like, there’s so fucking WAY Sam Medes can tell this story without including their homoerotic tension.

even nowhere boy had a hint of it. COME ON!!!! IM BEGGING THE UNIVERSE TO SEND ME A GAY BEATLES MOVIE

PAUL McCARTNEY in THE BEATLES: GET BACK (2021)

being a gen z beatles fan should be some kind of mental illness diagnosis bc we all either think those old men fucked each other or want to fuck the old men ourselves

the war over whether paul or george is the most attractive beatle is basically a war between the biological imperative to continue the species (paul’s childbearing hips) vs those who lack a maternal instinct (george’s gumby build). it’s essentially a cloth mother vs wire mother situation, a debate of how much we are truly affected by our primal evolutionary “needs.” it’s so much deeper than many would think. that’s why it’s a question that has no answer. even though the answer is paul.

That one movie where they were too high to remember their lines

tumblr is just an exercise in how fast i can scroll past all the horny gay fanart on my dashboard and onto the relatively normal textposts before the people standing behing me on the bus get an eyefull of digitally drawn ass