Guys. Havent Had Lemonade Today. What Am I Gonna Do

fuck it. Im gonna publish some yaoi later. you boys in my dms who saw my tits are gonna be subject to this but you like my sweet talk and oral fixation enough to forgive me for it ;)

update: jorked it 4 times today. my cis male coworker said that like it was a big deal too. big whup jerked off 4 times in a day? okay Ill do it again and then maybe once before bed. weak

I must be ovulating why else would I cry about lady gaga and masturbate twice in the same hour gahhhhh

breaking out my polaroid to take nudes later I wont lie

I think my favorite part of being his dumb little puppy is actually being a very talented writer with skills in history and geography, ex professional cheesemonger, and having a pretty decent knowledge in plumbing and basic engineering but Im also. his dumb little puppy boy who wants to sit under his desk while he plays games hehe :3 oh no it would be so embarrassing if he saw this… oh no heheheh

here they come again men disgust me

went to the grocery store twice today and cleaned my whole house I havent had this energy since I was a lad 🙏 in sooo much pain though

just got mad at my phone bc I dont know how tumblr works apparently maybe I AM a stupid dumb fucking dog jesus christ

Im a complicated guy, complex even. if you wanna see the tiddies or the pussy you need to let me yap atcha. its my number one skill.

I am so needy in the evenings too this is evil god when I meet you we’re gonna talk

daddy being 7 hrs and 5,000 miles away is the worst thing that ever happened to me. not the horrors, not the disorders. this

who am I kidding he loves these tiddies and listening to me yap…

daddy if u see this the snapchat spams will not stop u just have to guess if its my tits or if its a stupid thought with some stupid ass picture I took :33 weeeeee