Maknae Line Skzoo Headcanons

Maknae Line Skzoo Headcanons

(Satire, kind of)

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Jiniret:

-You originally bought him to the idea of using his poop as a fertilizer for your plants but when you searched it up it actually wasn’t a good idea.

-Give him iced americano and he’ll cry (out of joy of course, he thanks you for buying it)

-👏CHOREOGRAPHY👏PRACTICES👏ARE👏ALWAYS👏THE👏BEST

-His favorite food is Raw Chicken Liver

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Han Quokka:

-He gives the best hugs and no one can change my mind.

-After a tiring day, you always go to Han Quokka and he immediately makes you feel better with cuddles.

-Eats your hair

-Gives you some of his food even though he knows you can’t eat it

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BbokAri:

(it’s pretty hard for me to pronounce his name lmao)

-You’re always his partner at baking

-And as a reward for helping him, you’re the first one to taste his sweets!

-You can’t eat chicken or any byproducts of a chicken anymore.

-Gives you head pats for working hard.

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PuppyM;

-Some days he’s playful and some days he’s serious

-HE LOVES TO PLAY FETCH AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

-He steals your phone to record chaotic scenarios 

-I think he’d be the type to give you head pats too

-Loves to chew your shoes and clothes 

Maknae Line Skzoo Headcanons

FoxI Ny:

-YOU are the one who has to give him head pats. I don’t make the rules.

-Too shy to admit it but he likes to hug you.

-He offers to be your bodyguard, I mean who are you to decline though-

-His favorite food is berries

-He doesn’t mind when you poke his dimples.

I can’t believe I thought that I was too lazy to do another part of skzoo headcanons but I literally just wrote this whole thing earlier.

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7 months ago

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Hello, I am Heba Al-Anqar, 21 years old, a university student. My university was suspended due to the war. I am writing about my family: my father Bakr (54 years old), my mother Alaa (46 years old), and my sisters Aya (18 years old), Amal (15 years old), Muhammad (13 years old), and Maryam (8 years old). We have faced many challenges in this war, from the destruction of our home to the famine we continue to suffer in northern Gaza.

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My father suffers from heart problems. He had open-heart surgery when he was 36 years old. He also suffers from cartilage problems. He had his pelvic joint replaced about two years ago, in addition to other health problems. He cannot work due to his health condition.

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This is our house, which was destroyed by war

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We have become homeless in places of refuge, in addition to the difficulty of obtaining medicine, food, and daily expenses

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I created this account to request your help in this difficult ordeal by donating to meet the necessary needs, as we were relying on social assistance before the war.

My goal is to help my family live in safety and provide the necessary necessities for living, as there is a high cost of living and difficulty in obtaining necessities. We ask for your help in leaving the Gaza Strip to save my family’s life. The cost of travel is $5,000 per adult and $2,500 per child, in addition to travel and accommodation expenses of $500 per month.

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1 week ago

READER: Do it

YANDERE: Do what?

READER: Say the line. Say it.

YANDERE: . . .

READER: Please it’d be so funny.

YANDERE: . . . *in the most awkward/stiff way* You belong to me, you’re mine.

READER: Pffft

YANDERE: *cries and hides themself in a corner*

2 years ago

Since you like Litchi Hikari Club, have you read Innocents Shounen Juujigun too? It's by the same author, equally good, and equally underrated. I'd recommend it if you haven't!

Hmm no I haven’t. But it does look interesting! I’ll read it in my free time, thanks 💖


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8 months ago

In short🚨, my losses did not stop at losing family members, my home, my university, and my job💔, . My pain and suffering may seem illogical to you, but losing your cat and dog😓 after leaving them in a displacement site because you could not take them with you after years of raising and caring for them is a pain that many cannot bear🍉, these kittens also lost their mother😞 Even pets were not spared from this pain, but I lost everything. A final appeal to stay, any amount will make a difference in saving what is left of my family.🙏

In Short🚨, My Losses Did Not Stop At Losing Family Members, My Home, My University, And My Job💔,

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3 years ago

Did y’all see the new Red Lights M/V by Bang Chan and Hyunjin?

(It came out 2 days ago and I’m kinda late but whatevs)

I FUCKING STOPPED BREATHING WTF THE VOCALS, THE ACTING, THE CHOREOGRAPHY,  EVERYTHING IS JUST SO PERFECT

Did Y’all See The New Red Lights M/V By Bang Chan And Hyunjin?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE LOOKS SO PRETTY

Did Y’all See The New Red Lights M/V By Bang Chan And Hyunjin?

BOOTY SO BIG-

Did Y’all See The New Red Lights M/V By Bang Chan And Hyunjin?

I’M GONNA FUCKING COMBUST!!1! 

I THINK THIS IS WHAT A SHIBARI IS OMG

Did Y’all See The New Red Lights M/V By Bang Chan And Hyunjin?

I’M (S)CREAMING

BANG CHAN AND HYUNJIN REALLY LOOKING EXTRA FINE IN THIS M/V DAYUM


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3 years ago

; TOKYOREV ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

notes: reblogs would be appreciated <3

fluff! headcanons — Mikey, Draken, Baji, Chifuyu, Mitsuya, Sanzu

 ; TOKYOREV ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

# Mikey .. takes you on a ride on his bike and treats you to many snacks and once the sun sets, he takes you to the toman meeting place and you are greeted with the first division captains and their Vice Presidents with a small cake and all singing happy birthday. He spends the night with you and his friends enjoying the young night.

# Draken .. he’s trying to figure out what to buy you. Due to toman he hasn’t had time to go out and buy you your birthday present and he was doing it on the very day. He’s so stressed out, he tried to call Mitsuya for help. He ends up buying something you had liked a few days back while being together. He would pick you up at your home and take you on a walk to the park and plan to give you your present there.

# Chifuyu .. he’s at the manga section with you by his side hand to hand. It looked like a typical day but today chifuyu told you he would buy you your favorite manga as a birthday present. “What about this one?” You asked with a smile. “Take whatever you want babe” he smiled at you before watching you excitedly turn to the manga section. After that he treats you to some yakisoba and you guys spend the rest of the day petting cats at the pet store.

# Mitsuya .. he was nervous, he couldn’t deny it. I think he was more nervous about seeing you than giving you his homemade present. Mitsuya spent what looked like months in making this cardigan for you, he wanted it to be perfect and he fetched all the help he could and actually made it happen. Once he saw you he greeted you with a hug and told you how pretty you looked, before giving you your present. This man was shaking in his boots but soon calmed down when he saw the sparkle in your eyes as you took out the piece of clothing. Super cute date with him having to take care of his sisters but you didn’t mind, you were at least with him on your special day.

# Baji .. he was told he needed to plan out something, at least to grab a bite or to spend some time with you. Baji had no idea what to do so he had the help of his best friend chifuyu. I mean the guy reads romance manga 🕴🏻. Anyways Baji is picking out chocolates, following what his friend told him, his next move is to buy something that you liked but he had trouble with that so he decided to pick out something that looked like you…that ended up being *your favorite animal plushie* next thing you know he’s at your door with an awkward smile. “You know you didn’t have to do this right” — “I didn’t?”

# Sanzu :timeskip .. he’s not the type to be romantic or the type to buy you things in these types of situations but he does it anyway because he loves you. Most definitely will buy you a pair of sexy undies and that’s it. Will wake you up the day of your birthday and give you kisses, maybe make you some breakfast and maybe dress you up because he’s going to take you out on a fancy dinner before he has to go to work. Tells you how much you mean to him and hands you your gift with a grin. “Wait for me tonight” he winks.

 ; TOKYOREV ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

ichifuyuu

1 week ago

rich! yandere with an easily bribeable reader.

reader: i think we should go our separate ways... i found someone new and-

yandere: no problem, thing is i just bought a few (favorite animals) and it'd be so depressing taking care of them all on my own yknow

reader: - I can dump them no problem. So... when do I meet the kids--

3 years ago
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“Lief Raiden Shogun, prithee alloweth me to sucketh thy boobs because holy the horror those gents art big as alas i wouldst eke liketh thee to destroyeth me with thy boob sw'rd, I wouldst liketh thee to electrocute me liketh the chinese gov'rnment is going to electrocute Kris Wu.  P'rhaps coequal hard'r because thou art the electro archon.”

- thy amorous rite slave


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8 months ago

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Please share and donate 🍉🇵🇸

I am Ehab Ayyad a palestinian youngman from Gaza, seeking to find safety and peace for my family if twenty members. We have been passing through all forms of torture and pain for almost ten months because of the war on Gaza. Life is very miserable and tragic as we are now deprived of all means of living. Drink water, healthy food health care and medicine have become things of the past. We are dying dear friends. That is why I am asking you to help us break through this tough situation.

Hello Dear Friends ! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🍉🍉❤❤

Life in hot tents are incredibly sad and miserable. We are now experiencing the worst circumstances we have ever had in our life. The war has stolen happiness and life from us.

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