Sometimes I Forget How Old My Sister Is. I Try To Do Mental Math, But Her Birth Year Isn’t A Multiple

Lol I hate having my phone on higher than vibrate.

mmm the most Unrealistic part of spiderman: homecoming was peter parker having his phone’s volume up so high like uhhhh hate to break it to you marvel but no one under the age of 25 has had their phone on anything other than vibrate/silent since 2010

That feeling you get when you find the fanfic you read almost a year ago, and you wanted to read it again before but couldn't find it.

Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like "noun-girl-827". And if you weren't sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there's either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.

Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who's a bot and who's real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn't until I'd already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.

We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.

Y'all, I'm sure you're sick of seeing "you have to reblog thing" but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit "like" on got in front of you? It wasn't because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It's because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.

You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.

Anyway, I'm sure you're all nice people, but I'm not going to play the "bot or not" game if you have an empty blog I'm going to block you.

This sounds like something my sister would say.

actually the p on soda cup lids stands for penis

wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

I was bored don’t judge me, also this isn’t my idea I saw huge Tumblr base off these alone but only anime.. so I thought it be fun to do it with sander sides.. because why not?

I own like nothing in this so don’t shoot me.

Also they way it works is that you have to take a screenshot, maybe there’s another way but so far it only works if you screenshot it. Xp

The Remy picture is not mine it’s made by @sandersstudies

The only song that's ever made me cry is Everything's Alright by Laura Shigihara. And it's a bit of both. I first heard it when watching Markiplier play To The Moon, and even when it's been years since I've watched it (probably going to watch it after this) I still remember the heartache of the scenes that happened. And also whenever I hear it it's like someone comforting me, telling me that everything would be ok no matter what.

what’s a song that make you insta-cry?  for bonus points, as comfortable: is there a particular connection that causes it or is it Just That Sad?

I remember this! Now we have to wait 2000 years until Squidward gets out of the freezer again!

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

The reason Remus hit Roman over the head with his morning start is he was a bit more of an expert.

Predictive text game. Type

The reason Remus hit Roman over the head with his morning star is he was

And let your keyboard finish. Mine is

The reason Remus hit Roman over the head with his morning star is he was the first to comment on the catbus