Kai: I Wasn’t Hurt That Bad. Pixal Said All The Bleeding Was Internal. That’s Where The Blood Is

Wu: who is Morro and why does he want to kill Lloyd

Garmadon: fuck that who’s Lloyd

Wu: i suppose I look for four dumbasses and tell them to save the world

Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there

Ninjago as things I’ve said

Mystaké: bro why do we pay sales tax like how much is this thing? Five dollars? Aight I got a five I can buy this right? Nah man you forgot to calculate the surprise money

Kai: y’all be afraid to moan in your girls ear while I be there like *iphone alarm*

Jay: is ingedtly a valid word

Cole: what if we hid in the bathroom to skip the pep rally (and we were both boys)

Nya: principal makes a dollar, teachers make a dime, I write fanfiction on educational time

(Misako: you’re all 14 or older if you don’t know what your allergic to and how to avoid it.. it’s just...)

Garmadon: natural selection.

Tox: high energy people early in the morning? Where you find all this extra hyper at 6am tf

Lloyd: I went to therapy

Nya: how’d it go

Lloyd: I helped my therapist overcome all his past traumas

Nya: that’s literally the opposite of what you were there to do

Wu: what did you have for dinner

Garmadon: a salad.

Garmadon: well, a fruit salad

Garmadon: actually just grapes

Garmadon: fermented grapes

Garmadon: wine I had wine for dinner

Kai: what can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible

Skylor: don’t you mean irresistible

Nya: no he doesn’t

Me and the boys on our way to steal your female

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

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credit to: ketul

The Vermillion Warriors except they’re made of worm on a strings

Jay has a tik tok but denies it even though he follows all of the other ninja and posts regularly

Change my mind

Jay: will you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

The other ninja: *kneel down to his height*

Jay: I hate all of you