DPS Memes For My Besties

You have been met with unfair critical derision for most of your 30+ years of acting. Critics reviews, internet forums and random conversations within the general populous often include the words “wooden, emotionless and flat”, despite immense proof of the contrary. You remain full of grace and integrity, however, and you continue to pursue the projects you find meaningful, never taking a role or creating something just to please the masses. You are a talented, unwavering actor, a class act and overall, a legend.  

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Theater with Christoph

Just something I did during my latest obsession.

Dʀ. Kɪɴɢ Sᴄʜᴜʟᴛᴢ || Pᴏɴʏ

Keanu Reeves + portraying Johns.

BONUS

Drunk Seed Headcanons

Drunk Faith: you know those posts about drunk white girls who are super nice and considerate but also giggly and adorable? That’s Faith. She would feed you and make sure you have a ride home and tell you how excellent your clothes are and then she falls asleep in the hallway curled up on the stairs. 

Drunk John: performing ridiculously skilled dance moves across his ranch with a bottle of some expensive, organic, small-batch IPA in his hand while big band or swing music can be heard for miles away, OR listening to emo music alone with hard liquor while trying to fix one of his planes and then crying because he pinched his finger and it’s gonna leave a maaaaaaaark!

Drunk Joseph: he does not imbibe because of the LORD! (but he sure does toss back a couple shots if shit hits the fan, and then he’s just all weepy and sleepy. Don’t get Joseph drunk, please.)

Drunk Jacob: Knocks back a lot of alcohol - like, a LOT - and then takes a nap. What he doesn’t know is that before he went to sleep, he went through his camp and chastised each and every one of his Judges for not wearing pants because that’s INDECENT, you guys, please, we have an image to uphold.

you hysterical old man we so love you

credit: The Grand Tour youtube channel

“Have a nice ride home in the heat, bro!“ 😂😂