I'm to lazy to draw the others, sorry
Bruce, hanging upside down: you're not getting away with this, Joker.
Joker: oh Basty, I —
Wally, walking in: don't mind me just need to get the first aid kit out of his belt, the others are empty and shopping is not an option, Nightwing cut himself. * Going through Bruce utility belt*
Bruce: how did Nightwing cut himself?
Wally: he uh,,, he punched the wall, made a dent, and now it's bleeding,,, so thanks please resume I'll just be on my way.
Joker: he.. he punched a wall?
Wally: yeah, left a dent I'm not sure he's human dude, ya can't leave a dent in concrete. Robin impressed though.
Joker: is… is he here, in Gotham?
Wally: uh yeah, for the month now.
Joker, snipped Bruce free: take me back to the asylum, I'll commit a crime when he's gone again.
Bruce, having a feeling he's the reason Dick punched concrete: I might join you in that.
Based on og bost by @thethirdtriplet
Order left to right pic 1 lolz
Damian, cass, dick, duke, Tim, Steph :)
Some doodles since apparently there are many more people who still ship bagginshield than I expected🌟
Or
Cool Mad Baggins making the hobbits gossip about him, of course Karen Lobelia couldn’t be left out
Hiii
Battison jealous of smol dick’s and clark’s new friendship
wait till he finds out that uncle clark is superman
I just can't stop thinking about them😭
Drunk Bruce crying hysterically: Baby, Baby where are you? I miss you, Baby Alfred, sighing: Let's get you to bed, Master Bruce Bruce: Noooo, I need my baby. Alfred, I need my babies Alfred: Children, would you please assist me in getting your father into bed? Bruce, perks up: My babies are here? Batboys, just standing there:🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️ Dick: ...um, Bruce? Are you drunk? Bruce, beams: Dickie! Baby, I missed you so much! *gives Dick a bear hug* Dick, laughing: I'm baby? Bruce, nodding: Baby, I'm so proud of you. You became such a good man but you never come home anymore. *cries harder* Dick: I visit at least once a week! Jason, smirking: Shame on you Goldie, you just made the old man cry! Dick: *splutters* Bruce: Jay! *hugs him* Baby, I love you so much. Did I ever tell you how much I love you? Jason, blushing: You stink of alcohol, Old Man. How much did you drink tonight? Bruce: I don't know? Diana gave me some of her amazonian wine and it was soooo good Jason: You went to a drinking party with Wonder Woman and you didn't invite me?! Bruce: Clark and Diana ambushed me. I can organise another party with Diana if that's what you want, baby Jason: Stop calling me baby! Bruce, cries and hugs Jason harder: Alfred, my baby doesn't want to be my baby anymore! Dick: Who's making Bruce cry now, Little Wing? Tim: Shame on you, Jason Damian: Tt, Todd, how could you do that to Father? Bruce hugs Tim and Damian, sobbing: Baby! Are the both of you still my babies? Tim: Uh, sure, Bruce Damian: I will accept the endearment considering you are currently impaired, Father Bruce: Baby, you're so small. Tiny. Miniature. My sweet precious little babies. Damian: Father, Drake may be short for his age, but I am still growing
Bruce, kisses Damian's forehead: Of course, Dami. I love you, baby Bruce, kisses Tim's forehead: I love you, Timmy Bruce, kisses Dick's forehead: I love you, Dickie Bruce, kisses Jason's forehead: I love you, Jaylad Bruce, kisses Alfred's forehead: I love you, dad Alfred, eyes tearing up: I love you too, son. Let's get you to bed now, alright? Bruce, sobbing: Alfie, my babies didn't say they love me back. They don't love me Dick, hugs Bruce: Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often Tim: I love you too, Bruce Damian: I love you, Father [Everyone looks to Jason expectantly] Jason, grumbling: I love you too, Old Man Bruce, still crying: My babies love me back. Dad, my babies love me Alfred: Yes, they do, Master Bruce. We all do. Now, for the last time, would you go to bed? Bruce: If you tuck me in Alfred: Of course, lad [Babs, Cass and Steph are at a girl's night out and laughing their asses off at the security footage. It's excellent blackmail and teasing material]
DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.
No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;
I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,
And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.
He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!
But he does and it works so fucking well.
And, oh my God, it's my new favorite thing.
After a lot of sketches of SupeBat from Dan Mora I couldn't help but draw this two men in love
Clark just hugs him I promise!!!!