I’m A Lesbian Which Means I Can Wear Whatever Train Wreck Of An Outfit I Want, And You Guys Are Just

shrek one: BEST

shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

shrek three: bad

shrek four: bad

Girls what is the mood for 2018

anyone else here like gathering mushrooms and getting your legs scuffed up by all the brush when you go deeper into the woods to lift up logs with your strong little hands and grab salamanders from the dirt and mud 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Make her a member

Of the Midnight Crew

I can’t believe Andrew Hussie predicted 2016 8 years ago

pareidolias

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh.