some asshole: you can’t just say everything is gay because-
me, pointing to a big lobster I’ve just seen scuttle under a big rock: lesbian
daft punk: *singing the same 2 lines over and over in those digital voices of theirs*
me: fucking superb you funky little robot men :’)
oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil
i don’t wanna use caps anymore. too loud. i just wanna relax. always chillin. why is there so much violence on tv. food network is the only positive option