So Long Hot Girl Summer Hello Faggot Fall

who tf hid this from me

ashton, babe, you don't really sound too sorry about all that <3

youre covered in blood?? like some kind of slut??

unfortunately this one's a -10/10 bc thats not actually a pet name in french. 'mon rayon de soleil' would work better, not my fav but def better than ensoleillement

rating french pet names regulus could call james as a frenchie

chéri kinda hard to picture it bc ppl my age dont rly use it anymore, but it was the 70s so. kinda overused but it means 'dear/darling' which is cute and literal translation gives 'cherished' and i love that. 7/10

bébé he wouldn't. in french bébé is wayyyy less cuter and loving than baby in english. 2/10

mon cœur I LOVE IT. 'my heart' xsuujzaii such a cute pet name. so so so good. my fav. i also think if james had to pick a french pet name to call regulus it'd be this one cuz reg is the heart of the lion <3 20/10.

ma vie it means 'my life' so it could be cute in theory but thats literally how i call my girlies i can't take it seriously. 1/10

ma mie/ma moitié literally no one uses it in france anymore i only know this term bc old books. i know other french ppl would disagree with me but i find it so cute i mean 'my halff'?? i love it. 7/10

mon amour 'my love' is a classic obvi. tbh, not a lot of french ppl my age use it and its a shame i would die if someone called me that. 9/10

ma beauté 'my beauty' is cute but also only family member have called me that so i can't quite picture it. 5/10

mon ange ugh i love love love this one. adorable. underrated. 8/10

ma puce i hate this one. i only let family members. i see a lot of adult men calling their wife/girlfriend that but it doesnt give. 0/10

my personal ranking:

mon cœur

mon amour

mon ange

chéri

ma mie/ma moitié

ma beauté

bébé

ma vie

ma puce

dance around the living room

loose me in the sight of you

ewwww france gave uk 12 points so disappointed in us

Ashton is literally my everything!

from Take My Hand Mexico Tour Diary

ashton didn’t know the megamind reference i doubt he even knows what ‘taking an L’ means 😭