It Is Customary In My House To Offer A Bowl Of Zyggy* Pudding On Christmas Day, As A Treat

do you see the people post, posting the color of the sky it is the shitpost of the people who are not afraid to die

black locust / bur oak / can't tell but possibly musclewood (hop-hornbeam and elm also have similar leaves)

sassafras / tuliptree / hickory (does not appear to be shagbark hickory, but i can't tell the other hickories apart just from their leaf)

cottonwood / horsechestnut (or buckeye; i can't tell them apart by their leaf either) / some kind of willow

Fuck you, City of Ur!

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first time using lasso tool, i had a lot of fun with this

just had a nice sudden cry thinking about the song "tempus est iocundum" and how much i wish i could meet the anonymous author of that song and many others from the remote past so i could tell them how much i like it, feeling sad that they may never know that even 800 years later someone sings their music every day in the shower and while opening at work and stuff... but i think my tears were tears of gladness too, because maybe through some mystery i will be able to speak to them someday! at times in my past it has felt really certain to me that one day all of time will be gathered up into one perfect moment and we will all get to greet each other forever

Les Mis Shipping Showdown: Round of 32

turnchetta art by felicitymildradeworthington (deactivated)

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

I love Golurk's looming, awkward appearance, and how it seems like it's held up by ancient magitek. All of its details contribute to an aesthetic of ruin and age. It seems like such a mournful, protective force. I particularly like the jagged crack in its chest that has been repaired with the same substance as its wristbands. Sometimes I wonder whether it repaired itself, or if another entity did -- and who created it in the first place?

Best Underdog Whose Name Starts With "G" 📂🇬🖋️

Round 2 - Match 4

Our Contestants:

This poll is part of an event that allows the early eliminees from the main tournament have more time in the spotlight!

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.